Thursday, December 18, 2008

HINDUS can mug nething!!!

A MAN reciting hanuman chalisa, his 3 year old kid interrupts, "dad what does it mean"...
The father befudled, falling short of words answers, "beta its hanuman chalisa... nd its supposed to b like this... its gt no specific meaning... its supposed be said like this"
I happen to overhear and my thoughts were like...
WOW!!!!!!!
What a REVELATION.... a man whose is nearly 35 yrs old... has been reciting this spiritual POEM in a hope that probably GOD will be so damn happy by this exercise of uselessly repeating those verses everyday!!!
What a futile attempt man... n m sure 90 percent of those who proudly repeat the very holy poems and songs everyday, do it as an exercise to please some GOD of their choice without even knowing the meaning of their useless blabbering and also the very purpose of their(the poems, verses) creation.
For GOD's sake they have NOT been created so that u can chant them everyday n some one will listen to them n make u happy...
No dudes(and dudettes also for that matter)!!!
All these creations HAVE a purpose... if i gt into a philosophical discussion i would exhaust pages n pages over it n m sure most of u r TOOOOOOOO INTELLIGENT to understand it... but in short all i cn say is that all of them are made up of beautiful words and they have such meanings attached to them, that understanding them and repeating them with concentration, knowing every word of what u r saying, calms ur senses and brings peace to ur mind and soul...
A few words like RAM n OM are supposed to wake each nerve of ur body nd its all biology... google if u don't believe this... its nt like someone is listening to u n if u LAMELY recite all this some miracle would happen by mere recitation n ur world will change...
FOR once GROW UP n realise that of course there is GOD, there is destiny, BUT, BUT, BUT, this literature is not a short cut to gt ur way through... understand it and use it the way it is supposed to be...
people of very high INTELLECT and advanced KNOWLEDGE(scientifically as well) have created them... ofcourse not to be used as lamely as most of us do...
understand them n u'll see just by mere understanding of those lines can make u feel positive n thus make things better for you... they are not created for God people... they are created for YOU!!!
Of course i can't narrate all hindu literature in this space, but i'm sure, most of u chant hanuman chalisa once in a while... so m putting a very crisp meaning of it across...

sri guru carana saroj raja nija mana mukura sudhar,
varanaun raghuvara vimala yasa, yo dayaka phala chara
"Having cleaned the mirror of my mind with the dust from the lotus feet of my Guru, I sing the pure glories of Lord Ramachandra, who bestows the four fruits of life: religion, wealth, pleasure and liberation."

buddhina tanu janike sumiraun pavana kumara,
bala buddhi vidya dehu mohin, harau klesa vikara

"As I know I am an ignorant fool, I meditate on the Son of Wind, Hanuman, and pray him to give me strength, wisdom and knowledge, purifying me from all defects and bad things."

jaya hanumana jnana guna sagara, jaya kapisa tihun loka ujagara,
rama duta atulita bala dhama, anjani putra pavana suta nama

"Glory to Hanuman, ocean of knowledge and good qualities. Glory to the lord of the Vanaras. His fame echoes through the three worlds. Glory to the divine messenger and servant of Sri Rama! He is known as Pavana Suta, son of the Wind and Mother Anjana, and his prowess is invincible."

mahavira vikrama bajarangi kumati nivara sumati ke sangi,
kanchana varana viraja suvesa, kanana kundala kunchita kesa

"O Hanuman, you have unlimited courage and strength, you destroy ignorance and grant wisdom. Your complexion is golden, your hair is curly and you wear ear-rings."

hatha bajur aru dhvaja virajai, kandhe munja janeu sajai,
sankara suvana kesari nandana, tej pratapa maha jaga vandana
"In one hand you hold the divine Vajra weapon, in the other you have the flag with your emblem. Your shoulder is decorated with the holy thread. You are the son of Lord Shiva and Mother Keshari. Your great prowess is famous all over the world."

vidyavan guni ati chatur, rama kaja karive ko atur,
prabhu charitra sunive ko rasiya, rama lakshmana sita mana basiya
"You have the greatest wealth of divine knowledge. You are virtuous and intelligent, always ready to serve Lord Rama, and your greatest pleasure is listening to His glories. Rama, Laksmana and Sita always reside in your heart."

suksma rupa dhari siyahin dikhava, vikata rupa dhari lanka jarava,
bhima rupa dhari asura sanhare, ramachandra ke kaja sanvare
"You appeared before Sita in a very small form, but you burned Lanka with a terrifying form and a killed the demons with a gigantic form. In this way you always serve Lord Rama."

lae sanjivana lakhan jiyaye sri raghuvira harshi ura laye,
raghupati kinhi bahuta badai, tum mama priya bharatai sama bhai
"You brought the medicinal herb to revive Lakshmana, and overcome with joy Rama embraced you and glorified you, saying that He loves you as much as He loves His own brother Bharata."

sahasa vadana tumharo yasa gaven, asa kahi sripati kantha lagaven,
sanakadika brahmadi munisa narada sarada sahita ahisa
"Sesanaga with his thousands mouths is singing your glories: with these words, Rama embraced you. Even the Kumaras, Narada, Sarasvati cannot complete describe your glories."

yama kuvera digapala jahante kavi kovida kahi saken kahante,
tuma upakara sugrivahin kinha rama milaya raja pada dinha
"Even Yama, Kuvera, the lords of the directions, poets and sages are incapable of fully describing your glories. You introduced Rama to Sugriva, causing him to become the king of the Vanaras."

tumharo mantra vibhisana mana lankesvara bhae saba jaga jana,
yuga sahasra yojana para bhanu, lilyo tahi madhura phala janun
"By following your advice, Vibhisana became the king of Lanka: everyone knows this. You grabbed the sun, millions of kilometers away in the sky, taking it for a ripe fruit."

prabhu mudrika meli mukha mahin jaldi landi gaye acaraja nahin,
durgama kaja jagata ke jete, sugama anugraha tumhare te te
"You crossed the ocean keeping Rama's ring in your mouth as a token for Sita. You could perform such a miraculous task because with your grace even impossible tasks become possible and even easy."

rama duare tuma rakhavere hot na ajna vinu paisare,
saba sukha lahai tumhari sarana, tuma raksaka kahu ko darana
"You always guard the door of Sri Rama, and without your permission no one can enter. By taking shelter in you, all the joys of life are obtained, and one under your protection has nothing to fear."

apana teja samharo ape tinon loka hankate kanpe,
bhuta pisacha nikata nahin ave, mahavira japa nama sunave
"Your radiance is supreme, and the three worlds tremble when you move. You are the supreme brahmachari, conserving your energy. By repeating the name of Hanuman, all the ghosts and demons are chased away."

nashai roga harai saba pira, japata nirantara hanumata vira,
sankata se hanumana churavai, mana rama vachana dhyana jo lavai
"All diseases and sufferings are destroyed by the constant repetition of the name of Hanuman. One who meditates on him with his mind, heart and activities is saved from all difficulties."

saba para rama tapasvi raja tina ke kaja sakala tuma saja,
aur manoratha jo koi lavai soy amita jivana phala pavain
"Rama is the Lord of yoga, and all your actions are dedicated to Him. By your grace, all desires are granted."

charon yuga paratapa tumhara, hai parasiddhi jagata uyjiara,
sadhu santa ke tum rakhavare, asura nikandana rama dulare
"In all times, you are famous for your prowess and talents, your glories are spread all over the universe. You protect the devotees and the sages, you destroy the demons, and you are Rama's beloved."

asta siddhi nava nidhi ke data, asa vara dina janaki mata,
rama rasayana tumhare pasa, sada raho raghupati ke dasa
"Mother Sita blessed you with the power to grant the eight spiritual perfections and the nine material prosperities, and Sri Rama gave you the power to heal. You are always His humble servant."

tumhare bhajana rama ko pavai janma janma ke dukha visravai,
anta kale raghupati pura jay, jahan janmen hari bhakta kahai
"By meditating on you, one reaches Lord Rama, and eliminates the sufferings of many lifetimes. After death, your devotee will reach the abode of Rama, where he will always be a devotee of the Lord."

aur devata chitta na dharai, hanumata sei sarva sukha karai,
sankata harai mitai saba pira, jo sumire hanumata balavira
"The other Devas do not care for the sufferings of the human beings: only Hanuman is the source of all joys, and by remembering him all sufferings disappear."

jaya jaya jaya hanumana gosain, kripa karau gurudeva ki nain,
yah satavara patha kara jaya chhutahin band maha sukha hoy
"Victory and glory to lord Hanuman! O divine Guru, bless us with your grace. By repeating this mantra one hundred times, one is liberated by all problems and obtains unlimited happiness."

jo yaha parhai hanumana chalisa haya siddhi sakhi gaurisha,
tulasidasa sada harichera kije natha hridaya mahana dera
"One who repeats this song with the glories of lord Hanuman obtains all the spiritual perfections. Tulasidasa, the eternal servant of the Lord, gives this promise in the name of Mahadeva, the lord of Gauri. O lord, may you always reside in my heart."

pavanatanaya sankata harana mangala murti rupa,
rama laskmana sita sahita hridaya basahu sura bhupa
"O Son of the Wind, you destroy all difficulties. Your form is all auspicious, and you always reside in my heart together with Rama, Laksmana and Sita."

Tried to make it as crisp as possible... have definitely lost the philosophical content... i hope u guys will try to make sense through it!!!

(@Pulks - hey pulks i'm not an atheist... but m not a blind follower) :P

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

To know more about LUNG CANCER... keep SMOKING!!!!



i wonder what did he/she do to be punished so hard... i don think wid that cig in ur hand u think of it even once... keep smoking... it helps a lot of such innocent souls to die... keep it up!!!



Smoking definitely forces designers to come up with new designs... ofcourse the trousers with only one leg... or no legs probably!!!!



I definitely think the finger produces much more through keyboard... i wonder why do smokers prefer cigs...



U can do this to a paper as well... why try it on lungs!!!



For GOD's sake spare them... they have the right to live n breath



Go ahead n smoke it offff....


"Marzi hai aapki akhir, body hai aapki "

i know its important to have a blemish on smthing pretty... but not here please.... this part serves much better purposes...

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

AWESOME AD!!!!




"I can't follow you everywhere...!'



'Avoid using mobile phone while driving...'

Thursday, December 11, 2008

There are no unlockable doors
There are no unwinable wars
There are no unbeatable odds
There are no believable gods
There are no impossible dreams
One thing and you know its true,
Each night when the day is through
I dont ask much I just want you...

Monday, December 08, 2008

i soooo believe in these

"God made woman beautiful and foolish; beutiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him" -
Ofcourse, i believe in this cos I AM A FOOL... hehehehe.... nahi re m js a bit INSANE.

"The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs”
No No... hw d hell cud i compare the two species... m sorry doggies... won't do it again

"Men are taught to apologize for their weaknesses, women for their strengths.”
I noe... nvr apologised to any one... n nw i apologise for my strengths cos i feel weak with them.

"There are easier things in life than trying to find a nice guy...like nailing jelly to a tree"
or try ironing a dog's tail... u mite b abl to starighten it!!!

"Every woman needs one man in her life who is strong and responsible. Given this security, she can proceed to do what she really wants to do-fall in love with men who are weak and irresponsible.”
I SWEARRRR....

"There are two perfectly good men, one dead, and the other unborn”

"Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship."

"My attitude toward men who mess around is simple: If you find 'em, kill 'em."
i wish i could kill just one... just that one...

"A gentleman is simply a patient wolf. "
very very very gentle when patient and very very very wild when wolf!!!

"Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. "
Thank God m nt a fool nuff yet to marry...

"To a woman the first kiss is just the end of the beginning but to a man it is the beginning of the end."
Ain't gt nething to comment...

Here goes the best one
"A Woman can fake only orgasm... while a man can fake an entire relationship"
i was told this by someone while faking it all to me... ofcourse ofcourse m talkin of man yaar... no woman faked it to me, m still indian :P

Sunday, December 07, 2008

i have nothing to write of

have been sooooooo happy for d past 4 days... my love is back... ok for those who noe my story, don wory m nt talking of him, he is with his fiancee ofcourse, m talking of my nephew... ok so i was telling my love is back... yeah he is back and m so excited n elated... his mom, i mean my sis got me so many gifts... so many of 'em... m soooo happy... arrey m nt happy for gifts i swear... kasam se, m happy cos they have come back... hmmm so my sis, jiju n anay r bk after 7 mnths.... 7 mnths of complete freedom i had n i used 'em to max... n today wen i luk bk i thank GOD for giving that time to me but at the same time i regret, i wish i nvr had those 7 mths wid me... i try to erase 'em off my memory... darn d bloody memory.. i wish eternal sunshine of a spotless mind wasn't actually a fiction... would pay nething to have my memory washed by 1.5 yrs... ewwwww i hate writing serious stuff nw... will not... so if u r luking for anything sane there r over a million other blogs...
Okay, ve been thrilled for d past week, the entire week ws awsm, craved for smthng n gt it, then my sis cm bk, i keep playing wid anay all day long and enjoyed my weekend wid frns... ofcourse i got drunk... wot else do u think 'NJOY' means... tho i hd given up drinkin... my khadus doctor(i hope she ain't reading this... n if u r thn doc u r awsm, beautiful, funny, sweet n every damn thng)... ok so my khadus doc asked me nt to EVER drink again... but hu cares... as if its her system which m spoiling... waise i don drink a lot but yeah at times i don mind!!! haan so i was telling i njoyed my weekend...
N i just did baby sitting for 5 hrs... n guess wot... its beautiful... a kid ACTUALLY has a beautiful soul, v played, v ate, again played, danced, sang n nw he is sleeping soudly... God hw beautiful could one be...
i seriously don have anything to write... m too happy as wel as too broken to write anything... but i just wanted to write... cos my frns ve been complaining a lot... n m sure aftr reading my recent futile posts u guys will nvr complain again :P