i soooo believe in these

"God made woman beautiful and foolish; beutiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him" -
Ofcourse, i believe in this cos I AM A FOOL... hehehehe.... nahi re m js a bit INSANE.

"The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs”
No No... hw d hell cud i compare the two species... m sorry doggies... won't do it again

"Men are taught to apologize for their weaknesses, women for their strengths.”
I noe... nvr apologised to any one... n nw i apologise for my strengths cos i feel weak with them.

"There are easier things in life than trying to find a nice guy...like nailing jelly to a tree"
or try ironing a dog's tail... u mite b abl to starighten it!!!

"Every woman needs one man in her life who is strong and responsible. Given this security, she can proceed to do what she really wants to do-fall in love with men who are weak and irresponsible.”
I SWEARRRR....

"There are two perfectly good men, one dead, and the other unborn”

"Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship."

"My attitude toward men who mess around is simple: If you find 'em, kill 'em."
i wish i could kill just one... just that one...

"A gentleman is simply a patient wolf. "
very very very gentle when patient and very very very wild when wolf!!!

"Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. "
Thank God m nt a fool nuff yet to marry...

"To a woman the first kiss is just the end of the beginning but to a man it is the beginning of the end."
Ain't gt nething to comment...

Here goes the best one
"A Woman can fake only orgasm... while a man can fake an entire relationship"
i was told this by someone while faking it all to me... ofcourse ofcourse m talkin of man yaar... no woman faked it to me, m still indian :P