Tuesday, November 25, 2008

ALL food n no alcohol n caffeine make JILL a dull girl...

ME: Who d hell is Jill???
ME: i don noe
ME: then y did u write about her...
ME: have dedicated so many words to myself... thot of dedicating sm to JILL
ME: but WHO is JILL?
ME: i think she is a girl...
ME: Man evn an illiterate cn tell that.. u alredy said she is a girl...
ME: not an illiterate mite noe... so i thot i mite clarify
ME: but if an illiterate mite nt noe it from the first line.. he/she will nt abl to read it here as were
ME: he/she will
ME: HOW???
ME: cos this is nt smthng i've written... its conversation
ME: but DUDE... its written conversation
ME: the illitrate's brother will read it to him/her
ME: in that case the illitrate's brother will read the first line as well!!!!
ME: well... ahhh... hmmm... i'll bribe him nt to read the first line and let illiterate guess who is JILL...
ME : so wot did the illitrate guess???
ME: he says JILL is insane...
ME: don't u think instaed U ARE insane...
ME : no... m JILL... n m feelin dull... gt me a coffee or beer NOW!!!!

n if u r readin this... i think evn u need alcohol...

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